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  "description": "Check Out You Got Snarked: The Internet's Snarkiest Messaging App. Snark your friends today! ",
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  "textContent": "After years of watching the tech world enthusiastically reinvent meetings, search, friendship, and basic human dignity, I realized there was still one glaring gap in the modern software stack: a faster, cleaner, more scalable way to send your friends pre-packaged tech sarcasm.\n\nSo today, with a straight face and a deeply unserious product roadmap, SiliconSnark is proud to introduce You Got Snarked. Check it out below, and send your friends a Snarkentine this April Fools' Day.\n\n\n    Open You Got Snarked\n  \n\nYou Got Snarked!",
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