I Wanna Be A Cowboy

Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind?Email the Funbag . You can also read Drew over at SFGATE, and buy Drew’s books_while_ you’re at it_. Today, we're talking chefs, noogies, hoodie storage, and more._

I’m back! YAYYY! And what a treat to have Dave McKenna host the Funbag last week in my stead. Let’s all give the man a round of applause, because he’s got more stories to tell than Shakespeare did. A true original.

And now, your letters: