What Did The Migrating Bigfoot Family Know About This Ohio Meteor Explosion?

On March 10, the Bigfoot Society noted an "unprecedented" multi-day mass migration of bigfoots—possibly bigfeet—in the vicinity of Portage County, Ohio. The "unidentified bipedal hominids" were moving southeast in a "coordinated movement." Two bigfoots were spotted around Mantua on March 6 and 7, at least one of them making "auditory grunts." Three more bigfoots were spotted on March 9; a sixth bigfoot—a big sucker, 10 feet tall—was seen the next day, around Newton Township. Before you scoff—you cheap skeptic, you ignoramus, you fool—you should know that the Bigfoot Society considers all of these sightings to be "high-credibility reports," so put that in your damn pipe. The Bigfoot Society continues to track what it has dubbed "The Ohio Bigfoot Flap." Why are the bigfoots moving? Good question. Today, just after 9:00 a.m. ET, in that same region of northeast Ohio, a meteor entered Earth's atmosphere and kerploded, rattling windows, toppling delicate shelf-top arrangements, and startling the bejeezus out of thousands of unprepared Rust Belt types. The National Weather Service tracked the meteor, and a guy with a "bus garage camera" caught some video. The meteor was clearly visible in the sunny morning sky, because it was a huge raging ball of extraordinarily hot flaming space rock. Look at this! https://twitter.com/drjimlloyd/status/2033901268008087827