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  "textContent": "_Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind?__Email the Funbag_ _. You can also read Drew over at_ _SFGATE_ _, and_ _buy Drew’s books_ _while_ _you’re at it_ _. Today, we're talking about romantic sandwiches, Todds, bad luck, choosing your own death, and more._\n\nYour letters:\n\nDoug:",
  "title": "I Burp My House Now"
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