and when they ask me who i am (i’ll say i’m not from around here)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/86683191

by morally_gay

The man reaches for a screwdriver, returning to fiddling with the gear in front of him, “What, you don’t want to? Are you embarrassed of us? Embarrassed of me? Really, kid, I thought that you—”

“I’m not embarrassed,” Peter rushes to defend himself, “I just… I don’t know. It’s weird. I live here. We’re basically going on a tour of my house. And half my classmates don’t believe that I’ve even stepped foot in the tower, so they’re all going to be weird about it tomorrow, and it’s… it’s weird. But I’m not embarrassed.”

“Great! If you’re not embarrassed, you don’t mind if I tag along, right?”

His eyes widen, and he gapes, mouth opening and closing wordlessly like a fish out of water. He thinks about Mr Stark meeting Dr Grace, and decides the longer he can go without an impromptu teacher-parent meeting, the better.

or

Of all the things Peter thought would happen on their field trip, finding out that his parental figure used to date his science teacher was not one of them.

Words: 1973, Chapters: ½, Language: English

Series: Part 10 of moth’s event fics

Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir’s Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen, M/M

Characters: Ryland Grace, Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Ned Leeds, Michelle Jones (Marvel), Flash Thompson, Midtown High School Students (Marvel)

Relationships: Ryland Grace/Tony Stark, Ryland Grace & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Michelle Jones & Peter Parker, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Flash Thompson

Additional Tags: Peter Parker’s Field Trip to Stark Industries, Peter Parker-centric, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker’s Parental Figure, Teacher Ryland Grace, Ryland Grace Is Not Graceful, Flash Thompson Bullies Peter Parker, Crack Treated Seriously, Humor, Attempt at Humor, Exes, POV Peter Parker, Alternate Universe - High School, Midtown High School (Marvel), Crossover, Crossovers & Fandom Fusions, Crossover Pairings

read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/86683191