Maybe the Daily Bugle was right.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/86492501

by Clawlateral_Damage

Sure. In retrospect he was being a bit dramatic, and maybe scaring everyone in the tower for someone eating his leftovers wasn’t the smartest thing to do. But as J. Jonah. Jameson said on the daily, Spider-Man was a menace. And Peter Parker was a food aggressive bitch who holds a grudge.

Words: 1316, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Pietro Maximoff, Wanda Maximoff

Relationships: Avengers Team Members & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, if you squint, Peter Parker - Relationship, Michelle Jones/Peter Parker

Additional Tags: Peter Parker Acts Like a Spider, Michelle Jones is a Menace, Peter Parker Being a Little Shit, Peter Parker-centric, The author has a favorite character guys shh, Found Family, but hes for sure gonna fight that family, Overstimulated Peter Parker, that man is stressed, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker’s Parental Figure, Aunt May Parker & Tony Stark Coparenting Peter Parker, Peter Parker is a Mess, Whump, Crack Treated Seriously, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Pranks and Practical Jokes, Crackfic that got away from me, Humor

read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/86492501