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"textContent": "https://archiveofourown.org/works/85927996\n\nby 1ucy_DL_Holland\n\nWhen Loki—my favorite nonbiological brother—heard that I had a crush on Michelle Jones-Watson, he decided to share his godly wisdom with me. Of course, he’s wise—being holy, and all—so I payed close attention. He had to be on to SOMETHING, right?\n\n★•★•★•★\n\n“It isn’t that hard, brother—all you need are five simple steps,” Loki said to me with a sly grin. “Here, I’ll write them down for you.”\nAs he reached for the paper, I spoke up. “Are you sure? Michelle doesn’t particularly like being wooed.”\n“Nonsense!” he declared. “I see no fault in this plan! Trust me, Peter. I know what I’m talking about. I’ve been alive for a long time, y'know.”\nWith that, he started scribbling the rules down.\nOh boy.\n\nWords: 3915, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English\n\nFandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)\n\nRating: Teen And Up Audiences\n\nWarnings: No Archive Warnings Apply\n\nCategories: F/M\n\nCharacters: Peter Parker, Loki (Marvel), Michelle Jones (Marvel), Ned Leeds, Thor (Marvel), Tony Stark\n\nRelationships: Loki & Peter Parker, Michelle Jones/Peter Parker, Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Loki & Thor (Marvel), Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker\n\nAdditional Tags: Not Canon Compliant, Loki Being Mentally a Teenager Around Peter’s Age, I Wrote Him to be Around Seventeen-Nineteen\n\nread it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/85927996",
"title": "How to Successfully ‘Woo’ a Migardian Girl (According to Loki Laufeyson)"
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