Scrawny Peter Parker Is Really Tony Stark’s Son??? NOT CLICKBAIT

https://archiveofourown.org/works/85712496

by 2wish_4life

He finally let his gaze slip from the tour guide, Lucy he finally realized, to take in the varying shocked and pale faces of his Academic Decathlon team. He took a deep breath, and then raised the cigarette to his lips, smoking until the tremor in his hands subsided.

This broke the quiet shock in the room, this Peter Parker so unlike the quiet nerd they were accustomed to. This Parker was smoking in Tony Stark’s lab, wearing pink hello kitty pyjama bottoms stained with motor oil, hair ruffled and singed, and he had never looked more like he belonged somewhere.

“Peter?”

“How are you here Parker?”

“Why weren’t you in school?”

“What do you think you’re doing Penis?”

The sneer in the last question made Peter pause, holding up a hand as he snapped “Silence!”. The room fell quiet immediately, Mr Harrington paled further as even he listened to his student. He looked across to the tour guide, expecting her to tell Peter off, to exert her authority over the intern but she said nothing, face just as pale as his class. He blinked in shock, suddenly wrong-footed by the assumption he had made about Peter’s internship being low-level.

Or: My Take On An SI Field Trip

Words: 6068, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Peter Parker, Harley Keener, Michelle Jones (Marvel), Ned Leeds, FRIDAY the AI (Marvel), Flash Thompson, Roger Harrington (Marvel), Betty Brant, Cindy Moon, Abe Brown

Relationships: Harley Keener/Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Harley Keener & Tony Stark

Additional Tags: Peter Parker Calls Tony Stark “Dad”, Good Parent Tony Stark, Good Parent Pepper Potts, Peter Parker Calls Pepper Potts “Mom”, Shotgunning, Peter Parker Smokes Marijuana, Peter Parker Smokes, Making Out, Tony Stark Has a Heart, Embarrassed Peter Parker, Identity Reveal, no spiderman reveal, they figure it out tho, No beta we die like Uncle Ben, Peter Parker is Tony Stark’s Adopted Child, Good Parents Pepper Potts and Tony Stark, harley and tony bickering, Insults Are Their Love Language, unsafe lab practice, dont smoke around volatile machinery guys, Established Harley Keener/Peter Parker, Peter Parker Being a Little Shit, Sensory Overload, Mentioned Clint Barton, Mentioned Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Peter Parker’s Field Trip to Stark Industries, Flash Thompson Being an Asshole, Flash Thompson Gets What Flash Thompson Deserves, Soft Peter Parker, Soft Harley Keener, Peter Parker has ADHD, Good Teacher Roger Harrington

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