All That Glitters is (Probably) Peters Fault

https://archiveofourown.org/works/84866126

by Astra_The_Spotted_Hyena

It’s the Great Glitter War of 2026, and the Avengers Tower is currently under siege by a five-pound bag of “Galactic Silver” and two very determined archer-spider hybrids. Between the glittery traps and the rainbow patterns appearing on the $5,000 espresso machine, Peter Parker is doing his best to stay in “menace” mode. But beneath the sparkle and the Taylor Swift references, Peter is hiding a secret he’s terrified to put into words. Luckily, Tony Stark is an expert at reading between the lines—and the glitter—and FRIDAY is the best secret-keeper a nervous teenager could ask for.

Words: 1220, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of Peter Parker is a chaos gremlin

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Peter Parker, Clint Barton, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Domestic Terrorism (The Fun Kind), FRIDAY the AI (Marvel)

Relationships: Clint Barton & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Tony Stark

Additional Tags: glitter everywhere, Peter Parker is Tony Stark’s Biological Child, Prank War, Chaos Twins Clint Barton & Peter Parker, Pansexual Peter Parker, Subtle Pride, Tony Stark is a Tired Father, Natasha Romanov is a Ninja even with Glitter, Steve Rogers is confused by Gen Z Humor, Bruce Banner is hiding in his lab, Found Family

read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/84866126