and i didn’t tell you then

https://archiveofourown.org/works/84380836 by loveislockedin Mr. Stark sighs. “Kid, I’ve known for a while that you know that I know about your little side gig here.” He ignores Peter’s interjection of ‘this isn’t my side gig, Spider-Man is my side gig, this is my job.’ “I heard about your black eye yesterday. So I can no longer ignore it, though it pains me deeply. Trust me. Because those shorts are way too short on you and now I have to look at my kid wearing glitter on his ass cheeks.” “How did you hear about my black eye? It faded after, like, an hour.” “Okay, ‘hear’ might be an… imprecise word. Karen told me. Obviously.” Words: 1738, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Aunt May Parker (Marvel) Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark Additional Tags: Protective Tony Stark, Peter Parker is a Mess, Strippers & Strip Clubs, not anything out there though, Tony Stark Lives, Alternate Universe, Disordered Eating, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Past Child Abuse, Other Additional Tags to Be Added read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/84380836