Standard Operating Procedure (or: Deadpool Discovers Team Comms and Immediately Becomes Everyones Problem)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/84273831 by BitOfRedShirt In which Deadpool gets access to Avengers comms, Nick Fury loses patience, and Tony Stark is forced to admit that replacing a literal child with Deadpool may have been a tactical error. Words: 1615, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Wade Wilson, Nick Fury, Tony Stark, Peter Parker Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark Additional Tags: Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Humor, Team Comms Shenanigans, Miscommunication, Nick Fury Regrets Everything, Tony Stark has made Mistakes, Peter Parker is a precious bean, Protective Tony Stark, Avengers team dynamics, Post-Battle Conversations, Canon-Typical Violence (but make it funny), Deadpool vs Authority Figures, Everyone Is Tired of Deadpool, Deadpool is Everyone’s Problem, Mild Existential Crisis (as a treat), Improvised Battle Tactics (Questionable), Found Family (Reluctantly), Thor Gets Called a Himbo, Lightning as Conflict Resolution, Podcast-Style Narration, Unreliable Narrator (Deadpool Counts Right?), Sleep deprivation wrote this, No Beta We Die Like Tony’s Patience, Author Has Lost Control of the Narrative, Wade Wilson Has No Filter, Chaos Gremlin Wade Wilson, Wade Wilson Breaking the Fourth Wall read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/84273831