A Scam? Psh Of Course Not. (It Is. Please DNI!!)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/83909866

by rhys_kaymin

“…If you get any calls, messages, or emails, I’m your fiancé.”

“My what now? Samuel Octavius Alexander-”

“I don’t have a middle name. And are you seriously using Doc Ock’s name?”

“It suits you and your bullshit plans- don’t change the subject! What do you mean fiancé? Also, last time I checked, we’re both single and I’m not desperate enough to mingle with you and I mean that figuratively because we live together.”

Peter threw his hands up in the air, flabbergasted and exasperated. This was how he was gonna die. On the hill where he had even remotely agreed to Sam’s bullshit plans.

Or;

Rent prices are rising, a fake marriage, and a CEO wants to play hooky (also lowkey investigating). Very likely to happen in order.

This is an AU where Marvel and DC coexist… Is that the right word?

Words: 2034, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Ultimate Spider-Man (Cartoon 2012), Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen, M/M

Characters: Peter Parker, Sam Alexander (Marvel), Tim Drake (DCU), Jason Todd, Batfamily Members (DCU), Avengers Team Members (Marvel), Nick Fury, Other Marvel Characters, Other DC Characters

Relationships: Peter Parker & Sam Alexander, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & S.H.I.E.L.D, Bruce Wayne & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & May Parker, Peter Parker & Other(s), Tim Drake (DCU) & Other(s), Tim Drake (DCU)/Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Tim Drake (DCU), Sam Alexander/Peter Parker

Additional Tags: Fake Relationship, Sam Alexander is a little shit, Peter and Sam live together in a shit apartment, Fluff, Friendship, Kissing, Flirting, Cheating, (actually not but Tim didn’t know that), Canon-Typical Violence, For the most part, probably, author did not read the comics, everything is based off of fanfics and google searches, AND Ultimate Spider-Man, it’s a mix and match of what’s useful for the plot to move, author is NOT American/does not live in the US, don’t come after me if I get things wrong, corrections are very welcome, this is self indulgent, Author is unreliable, Proceed with caution, I’m having withdrawals from lack of new Tim/Peter fics to read, tagging is the bane of my existence

read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/83909866