Just Another Patrol (or: Deadpool Is Deeply Offended and Will Not Let This Go)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/82696421 by BitOfRedShirt Midnight in Queens. Peter’s patrol is going fine, if by “fine” you mean three criminals in a dumpster, a fork in a wall, and a stranger who is way too concerned about his hydration. Spoiler: it’s Deadpool. Words: 2159, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Peter Parker, Wade Wilson, Tony Stark Relationships: Peter Parker & Wade Wilson, Peter Parker & Tony Stark Additional Tags: Mistaken Identity, Protective Wade Wilson, Wade Wilson’s Face, Wade Wilson Is A Menace, Peter Parker is a Mess, Peter Parker is Trying His Best, Peter Parker is a teenager, Auntie Deadpool, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker’s Parental Figure, Iron Dad, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Spider-baby, Fluff, Parody, Humor, Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Dadpool, Chimichangas, Adoption Threats read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/82696421