The Uterine War (And Other Design Flaws)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81970026 by CryingButConsensually “Workshop is closed. We’re going to the penthouse.” Penny Parker is having a terrible day. The lights are too bright, the solder smells like garbage, and it feels like a super villain is practicing MMA on her lower back. When Tony’s attempts to “fix” her mood result in a mortifying, tearful explosion about uterine linings and the unfairness of biology, Penny is sure she’s reached a new peak of embarrassment. She expects awkward silence. She gets a billionaire who isn’t scared of a little biology, a heating pad, and a movie marathon. A “lived in” Irondad one-shot about cramps, cocoa, and the reminder that being a hero doesn’t mean you have to be invincible. Words: 1167, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark Relationships: Penny Parker & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Tony Stark Additional Tags: Irondad, Tony isn’t afraid of periods, Domestic Fluff, Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker’s Parental Figure, Female Peter Parker, Tony Stark Has a Heart, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, i can’t stop writing and i refuse to stop posting, Penny Parker is a Cinnamon Roll, Hurt/Comfort, Cozy, Found Family, poor penny is so embarrassed, But Tony is THE BEST :) read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/81970026