six ways to lose a girl (by the earths mightiest heroes)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81597481

by hot_fauzz, mentally_unstable_hufflepuff

“You didn’t kiss her.”

Peter choked. “I—no—no, I did not—there was no kissing—why would there be kissing—”

Clint raised an eyebrow. “You kids don’t kiss anymore nowadays? Shit, I knew it was getting weird but not this weird.”

In which Peter Parker needs dating advice and who’s better to run to than the Earth’s Mightiest Heroes™? Pretty much anybody else.

OR: 6 times the Avengers each (kinda) fail at being wingmen, and the one time Peter is (totally) mature enough to give advice of his own.

Words: 1446, Chapters: 1/7, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, Gen

Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Aunt May Parker (Marvel), Ned Leeds, Michelle Jones (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton, Bruce Banner, Thor (Marvel), Steve Rogers, Harley Keener, James “Bucky” Barnes

Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Avengers Team Members & Peter Parker, Michelle Jones/Peter Parker, James “Bucky” Barnes & Steve Rogers, Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov

Additional Tags: Everyone Loves Peter Parker, They try giving him advice but what do they know?, Bucky likes hot women, Peter Parker is a Mess, Sandwiches, Peter Parker in Love, The avengers are not helping, but we love them anyway, Peter Parker is Trying His Best, Embarrassment, Bucky Barnes Being a Little Shit, Bruce Banner is Bad at Feelings, Bruce is a lil furball tho, Peter loves everyone, forget about Civil War, and forget Infinity War and Endgame, in this house we do not acknowledge endgame, froot loops, Sugar, Harley Keener & Peter Parker Friendship, Clint Barton is a Tease, he also is a frickin child, but he probably has the best advice seeing as how he’s married, Food Gets Eaten, i love writing about food funsies, Fluff and Humor, Crack Treated Seriously, Teenage Drama

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