The Unfortunate Intersection of Spider-Man and the Punisher (or: Dont Take Philosophy Lessons from People With a Body Count)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81695211 by BitOfRedShirt Spoiler alert: Peter didn’t die. But he did get yelled at by three people with very strong opinions, two masks, three raccoons, and a minor existential crisis. Words: 2840, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Peter Parker, Matt Murdock, Wade Wilson, Tony Stark Relationships: Matt Murdock & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Wade Wilson, Peter Parker & Tony Stark Additional Tags: Team Red, Found Family, Vigilante Co-Parenting, Dadpool, Iron Dad, Protective Matt Murdock, Emotional Support Wade Wilson, Crack Treated Seriously, Absurdist Humor, Meta Humor, Humor, Superhero Shenanigans, Team-Up Chaos, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Wade Wilson Is A Menace, Matt Murdock Is A Responsible Adult, Peter Parker is Trying His Best, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker’s Parental Figure, Frank Castle is Bad at Feelings, Vigilante Ethics, Moral Philosophy but Make It Superheroes, Everyone Has Strong Opinions, Adults Yelling About Safety, Peter Parker Gets Lectured, Parental Panic, Overprotective Superheroes, chaos gremlin peter parker, Protective Tony Stark, Protective Wade Wilson, Daredevil & Deadpool Friendship, No One Trusts Frank Castle, Superhero Intervention, Peter Parker Meets The Punisher, Emotional Constipation, Poor Life Choices read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/81695211