Won’t You Be My Neighbor

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81469061 by citrusclams “So, do you get paid to take pictures of people cheating, or is that just a hobby?” MJ asks out of nowhere. “What,” Peter says flatly. His neighbor pulls out her paperback, but her eyes are still on him. “You’re always carrying around that ancient camera. Are you, like, a private investigator or something? “First off, Bertha isn’t ancient, she’s gracefully aging,” Peter corrects, jamming the key in the frozen lock, the hair dryer still on full blast. “And no, I work for a local paper. Selling pictures.” Which is sort of true. “Of naked people?” “Of—no, MJ, of regular people. Clothed people. In clothes.” “Vigilantes?” she asks smoothly. He lowers the hair dryer, gives her an assessing look. She looks back politely, which concerns him. MJ doesn’t do anything politely. – Between paying for rent with underground fight rings, hunting down traffickers, and infiltrating the Avengers’ Tower as a janitor, Peter shouldn’t have time to worry about his nosy neighbor. If their locks didn’t keep freezing, he wouldn’t have to spend most nights stuck with her in the hallway, hoping she doesn’t pepper spray him. Or sell his secret identity to the press. Words: 2712, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/M Characters: Peter Parker, Michelle Jones (Marvel), Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Matt Murdock, Jessica Jones (Marvel), Ned Leeds Relationships: Michelle Jones/Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Tony Stark Additional Tags: adds a sprinkle of avengers’ found family, oh shit it’s the whole bottle, did someone order a post-snap AU for the table?, no one? Guess it’s mine, no beta we die like may, too soon? read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/81469061