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  "textContent": "https://archiveofourown.org/works/81332141\n\nby Six6\n\nPeter had just returned to the tower, chatting with Ned through F.R.I.D.A.Y.’s speakers while he whipped up a ridiculously over-the-top snack. How was he supposed to know the Avengers would be right there on the Avengers floor, doing Avengers-y things? Not at all Peter’s fault, if you ask him.\n\n(Rated T for Teenage (haha) and languange)\n\n–\nPeter groans dramatically. “Dude, Ned, please. I can’t do it. I cannot handle another dumb history conspiracy theory.”\n\n“Some of the people behind those theories were geniuses.”\n\n“Do not come to me with that.” Peter huffs,“Isaac Newton had an IQ of like 190 and died a virgin. He invented the reflecting telescope and still couldn’t find pussy with it? Sounds like a dummy to me.”\n\nWords: 2347, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English\n\nFandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies)\n\nRating: Teen And Up Audiences\n\nWarnings: No Archive Warnings Apply\n\nCharacters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner, Thor (Marvel), Clint Barton, Ned Leeds, Natasha Romanov (Marvel)\n\nRelationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Thor, Clint Barton & Peter Parker & Natasha Romanov\n\nAdditional Tags: Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker’s Parental Figure, Peter Parker is a Mess, The Avengers Do Not Know Peter Parker is Spider-Man, Comedy, Tony Stark is So Done, Peter should not be in the kitchen, Crack, Humor, Peter Parker Being a Little Shit, Tony Stark Has a Heart, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Not Canon Compliant, Not Beta Read, This is a crack fic\n\nread it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/81332141",
  "title": "Not How Peter Wanted This To Go"
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