SFL: The Cloak of Sentient Laundry and Bagel Bribery

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81012226 by IamJenifer Tony Stark doesn’t do “babysitting.” Peter Parker doesn’t do “leaving a friend behind.” The Cloak of Levitation definitely doesn’t do “lavender.” In a world where a sentient magical relic would rather face a Dark Dimension than a bathtub, the Stark-Potter-Keener clan is about to find out that “foster care” involves high-maintenance outerwear, “Midnight” scented body spray, and a full-blown A.I. uprising over gender-coded insults. The lab is now a daycare, the “Triple-Ripple” is the new universal language, and Tony is about to learn that being a “Metal Dad” means advocating for the rights of a pashmina with a god complex. Words: 4866, Chapters: 3/3, Language: English Series: Part 7 of The Soul Forger’s Legacy Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/M Characters: Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Peter Parker, Harley Keener, The Cloak of Levitation (Marvel), Stephen Strange, Wong (Marvel) Relationships: Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Harley Keener & Tony Stark, Harley Keener & Peter Parker, Harley Keener & Peter Parker & Tony Stark Additional Tags: Tony Stark Has a Heart, Peter Parker needs a nap, Harley Keener is a little shit, Sentient Cloak of levitation, Protective Tony Stark, AI Women’s Lib Movement, Friday & Karen & Jarvis are a Squad, Digital Parenting, Ethical Gaming, The “Midnight” Incident, Bath & Body Works as a Plot Point, Triple-Ripple Maneuver, Ninja Attacks, Moon Spatulas & 1943 Dolphins, Found Family, Crack Treated Seriously, Sarcastic Tony Stark read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/81012226