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        "plaintext": "(Please ignore that my cabinets are ivory while the washer is white; I got this one from my parents when they remodeled their kitchen. The upgrade from my 40-year-old one was worth the color mismatch)"
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        "plaintext": " She was punching buttons, trying to get at the edges as she does with the cabinets, and generally making herself annoying with her warbling. "
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