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  "textContent": "I guess it's good that consumer backlash caused the Hershey corporation to supposedly stop using fake chocolate, but I have a better idea: the government simply shouldn't allow companies to call something chocolate that isn't. Problem solved. I'm out, Whitney's",
  "title": "More Cabinet Firings Could Follow Bondi – The Friday AM Quickie 4/3/26"
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