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  "textContent": "For generations, Star Wars fans have been absolutely certain that licking Jabba The Hutt would induce an intense psychedelic experience akin to taking several tabs…",
  "title": "Heartbreaking For Star Wars Fans: George Lucas Has Revealed That You Would Have To Lick Jabba The Hutt Over 100 Times To Get Any Sort Of Buzz Whatsoever"
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