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"title": "Yule's Chocolates",
"description": "I judge these Christmassy chocolates Not Quality Enough (most of the time)",
"publishedAt": "2025-01-14T12:10:59.087Z",
"textContent": "Here I am, two weeks into 2025, and I've reached the _Quality Street Watershed_. I've nibbled my way through all the \"good\" ones, those remaining after we were given one at our Christmassy gathering, and now each colourful chocolate I unwrap is just the _slightest_ bit disappointing.\n\nNaturally there is a pecking (scoffing?) order to these treats, and I decided to rank them as I worked my way through:\n\n| Name (Count[^1]) | Notes |\n|--------------------------------------|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|\n| Orange Chocolate Crunch (5) | The undeniable best. These were gone before I blinked. |\n| The Green Triangle (4) | Hazelnutty deliciousness. Yes please. |\n| The Purple One (6) | Surprised me with tastiness. I'd normally leave these lower down the list! |\n| Milk Chocolate Block (4) | Solid chocolatey punch. Dependable. Probably in the mid-highs on everyone's list. |\n| Caramel Swirl (8) | I prefer my chocs with a bit of a bite, so the caramel innards lower this a little, but still delicious. |\n| | |\n| Orange Creme (7) | Just a little too intense to be good enough for the faves. You could probaby twist my arm though. |\n| Fudge (6) | So plain. So dry‽ Meh incarnate. |\n| Coconut Eclair (7) | Coconut shouldn't exist in chocolate form. I'm looking at you too Bounty. But at least it's still chocolate. |\n| Toffee Penny (6) | IT'S IN MY TEETH. |\n| Toffee Finger (6) | Chewy in summer, but rock hard an impenetrable in their native time of year. Or maybe I |\n| Strawberry Delight (7) | I refuse to accept that anyone finds these tasty. _NOPE._ |\n\nThat gap in the middle? That's the watershed. Once I've eaten down the list that far I know that the holiday season is truly over, and it's time to embrace the new year.\n\nThough I didn't count what came in _this_ tin[^1], I'm also cynically unsurprised that my \"worth eating\" chocs are only 5 of the 11 types[^2], and make up even less by count at just 40% of the tin! Here's to having friends with different tastes & sharing with them 😅\n\n[^1]: I didn't count mine — they were a gift during a house party we were throwing and it seemed… perhaps a _tad_ antisocial to count them right then, or to forbid anyone from eating them that night 😅 These counts are from the first search result that claimed to have counted them this winter.\n[^2]: Yes, the post's title is also a 5 letter anagram of the 11 unique letters in \"quality street\". So \"clever\" is this reference that I have to explain it. In detail.",
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