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  "publishedAt": "2026-02-11T12:55:00.000Z",
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  "textContent": "MILAN — On Tuesday night, Spanish figure skater Tomas Guarino succeeded in his quest to skate to music from the Minions, dressed as a Minion himself, on Olympic ice. His performance opened with Guarino gesturing disjointedly in the style of the animated characters, as the theme song for Universal Pictures (as sung by Minions) played […]",
  "title": "Why the ‘Minions’ Performance Is a Cautionary Tale for the Olympics"
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