jMonkeyEngine Is Dead. Long Live rCrabEngine

I was laughing so hard when I first saw this. Really love the custom license. > 3.1 Mandatory Militia Enrollment > > By virtue of this License, Licensee is hereby conscripted into the International Crustacean Militia (ICM), a private paramilitary organization dedicated to the advancement of crab-based computing principles. As a member, Licensee agrees to: > > (a) Respond to all calls to arms from the Crab Council within 47 minutes of receiving the summoning signal (which will be delivered via synchronized underwater clicks); (b) Maintain personal combat readiness at all times, including but not limited to: regular claw-strengthening exercises, carapace-conditioning regimens, and sand-combat training; (c) Never surrender to vertebrate-based computing paradigms under any circumstances, including threat of death, torture, or being forced to write Java; (d) Attend annual militia training exercises at undisclosed coastal locations; (e) Accept that failure to report for duty may result in being assigned to the Great Burrow of Shame for a period no less than one molt cycle.