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  "path": "/t/jmonkeyengine-is-dead-long-live-rcrabengine/49445#post_7",
  "publishedAt": "2026-04-01T21:51:43.000Z",
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  "textContent": "I was laughing so hard when I first saw this. Really love the custom license.\n\n> 3.1 Mandatory Militia Enrollment\n>\n> By virtue of this License, Licensee is hereby conscripted into the International Crustacean Militia (ICM), a private paramilitary organization dedicated to the advancement of crab-based computing principles. As a member, Licensee agrees to:\n>\n> (a) Respond to all calls to arms from the Crab Council within 47 minutes of receiving the summoning signal (which will be delivered via synchronized underwater clicks); (b) Maintain personal combat readiness at all times, including but not limited to: regular claw-strengthening exercises, carapace-conditioning regimens, and sand-combat training; (c) Never surrender to vertebrate-based computing paradigms under any circumstances, including threat of death, torture, or being forced to write Java; (d) Attend annual militia training exercises at undisclosed coastal locations; (e) Accept that failure to report for duty may result in being assigned to the Great Burrow of Shame for a period no less than one molt cycle.",
  "title": "jMonkeyEngine Is Dead. Long Live rCrabEngine"
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