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  "publishedAt": "2026-06-18T18:00:00.000Z",
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  "textContent": "**What band is always in a hurry?**\nRush\n\n**Which guitarist had the sauciest riffs?**\nSpagh-Eddie Van Halen\n\n**Why did AC/DC cancel their pool party?**\nThunder struck.\n\n**What is _Dark Side of the Moon_ about?**\nIt’s about forty-three minutes.\n\n**Bon Jovi has a new diet where you eat one fruit a day.**\nIt’s called “living on a pear.”\n\n**How much dental work did the members of Boston need?**\nMore than a filling.\n\n**What did Freddie Mercury say when he saw an ocean of soda?**\n“Is this the real life or is this Fanta-sea?”\n\n**Duran Duran: “I’m hungry like the wolf.”**\nDad: Hi, “Hungry Like The Wolf.” I’m Dad.\n\n**Why does Bono never take his glasses off?**\nHe still hasn’t found what he’s looking for.\n\n**Why can’t you trust Stairway to Heaven?**\nIt’s clearly up to something.\n\n**What did the lead singer of Kansas tell his estranged child that the vultures were eating?**\nCarrion, my wayward son.\n\n**Why does Home Depot let its employees drop acid?**\nIt helps them appreciate the Doors.\n\n**Son: Is that Neil Young?**\nDad: No, that Neil old.\n\n**Which Talking Heads’ song was re-recorded for the Irish market?**\nPsych O’Killer.\n\n**We had a hair band once…**\nBut we had to cut it.",
  "title": "Dad Band Dad Jokes"
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