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  "textContent": "Hi. So I have this collection.\n\nIt is a significant collection. At its peak in February 2022, it was worth—conservatively—$2.3 million. Seriously. I have documentation. I will show you the documentation.\n\nI am asking $400 for all 847 pieces. This is not a joke. The $400 is firm, but also, I want to be clear, extremely negotiable.\n\nIncluded in the collection: monkeys (184), punks (37), one dragon, several generative art pieces which are colorful squiggles, a plot of virtual land in a world where no one goes anymore, and a JPEG of a rock. The rock was considered very funny at the time.\n\nALSO AVAILABLE:\n\n  * Microsoft Zune, 30GB, brown. Still works. Has 847 songs on it, all of which are also available on Spotify. Was going to “change” music. $6.\n  * Patrick Nagel print, framed, from 1987. Original. This is an investment piece—$400, firm. Do not lowball me on the Nagel. The Nagel is not part of the NFT deal. The Nagel is separate. I need you to understand that.\n  * Physical Bitcoin wallet, 2011, unknown balance. I cannot remember the password. I have tried everything. My dog’s name, my dog’s birthday, “password123” twice. It is possible there is $4 million on this. It is possible there is nothing. I am asking $50, and I will include my remaining attempts. The Nagel is still separate. Do not ask me to bundle the Nagel.\n\n\n\nFREE WITH ANY PURCHASE:\n\n  * Apple Vision Pro, 256GB, silver, both prescription lens inserts, all original packaging, fourteen downloaded apps. Retailed for $3,500. Wore it twice. Once at home, once in a Whole Foods, from which I was asked to leave. Includes the case, the battery pack, the charging cable, and whatever dignity I had left when I bought it.\n\n\n\nFree _without_ any purchase also.\n\nPlease.\n\nCash, Venmo, PayPal. absolutely no crypto. I cannot stress this enough.\n\nSerious inquiries only. All inquiries welcome.",
  "title": "For Sale:  Digital Art Collection  and Miscellaneous  Items Priced to Move"
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