Easier Way to Win a Million Dollars: Going on Survivor or Storming the Capitol?
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May 20, 2026
“In the end, only one will remain and will leave the island with one million dollars in cash as their reward.” — Jeff Probst, host of Survivor
“For the moment, the fund has been capped at the patriotically symbolic sum of $1.776 billion, and many Jan. 6ers have already done the math in an effort to determine the maximum amount that each of them could get. If all of them sought money and received the same amount, the payouts would be around $1.125 million each.” — New York Times
*-“Paramount Is Rolling Back DEI Initiatives to Align With Trump Mandates.” — Variety
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