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  "textContent": "“Sharon’s going, ‘Smile!’ And this chimp is biting my thumb off!”",
  "title": "“We were on the Howard Stern show. My personal assistant asked me, ‘Would you mind switching places with someone? I said, ‘Eff off!’ He said, ‘Let me tell you who it is first. It’s Paul McCartney.’ I said, ‘It’s done!’”: Ozzy Osbourne’s funny stories"
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