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  "textContent": "JUST IN: JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon says he is not happy with the crypto Clarity Act and Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong is \"full of shit.\" https://t.co/JenHIlRxav — Watcher.Guru (@watcherguru) May 29, 2026May 29, 2026 at 08:13PMvia X: WatcherGuru",
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