[Hot Take] Kafka on the Shore is a masterclass in sounding deep while saying absolutely nothing.

Everyone hypes this book like it’s some profound masterpiece. I went in expecting something meaningful, but instead got 600 pages of philosophical word salad. Kafka is basically a diary entry… just narrates his thoughts about “fate” and “loneliness,” and somehow stumbles into incest and ends up raping his "sister" because…uhh… “destiny"…uwu! The women only exist [...]