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  "publishedAt": "2026-06-17T00:20:32.000Z",
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  "textContent": "The President held a UFC fight on the partially-destroyed White House lawn on his birthday, delaying a deal to end the war he started so it would coincide, while one of his kids was caught snorting a white powder during the event. Meanwhile, rednecks were getting into fights on the White House lawn\n\nI know it's not the worst thing the Trump administration is doing, but\n\ncome on",
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