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  "textContent": "I attend a Smash tournament, lonely and excited to socialize in a context I am good at.\n\n\"The number of players for a round-robin tournament is (n^2 - n)/2, so if we have 6 or fewer players, we don't need to do a tournament-style bracket\" I think to myself.\n\nI am the only one for the first 15 minutes\n\nGood thing I brought a controller because the host only had two broken Joycon. We wait 15 more minutes while they charge from dead.\n\nThere is one Nintendo Switch for the whole tournament\n\nI offer my controller to someone else because they're talking Smash Bros as something they're new to. I take a busted Joycon\n\nThe projector is blurry and does not fit on the screen\n\nThey don't notice I bump my handicap up to 150% and I whup their butts while explaining what buttons let you jump\n\nWe all get a prize because the prizes were for the top 3",
  "title": "worst smash tournament",
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