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  "publishedAt": "2026-03-17T15:54:23.000Z",
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  "textContent": "Despite being a small town, Springfield boasts:\n\n  * A nuclear power plant\n\n  * An airport\n\n  * A coastal harbor\n\n  * A national forest with large redwood trees\n\n  * A vast gorge\n\n  * A sprawling mountain range boasting a 20,000 foot high peak of fantastical prominence,\n\n  * Two more separate mountain ranges, one of which is very snowy and the other is in the desert\n\n  * A sprawling flat desert known as the Badlands,\n\n  * A volcano\n\n  * An inland downtown with dozens of districts,\n\n  * A \"West Springfield\" three times larger than Texas.\n\n\n\n\nNow, some might say that the unrealistically diverse variety of locations within and geography surrounding Springfield was necessary to keep 805 episodes, hundreds of comics, 34 books, 27 videogames, and 2 movies interesting. But I say it's an unacceptable deviation from the lived American experience!",
  "title": "The unrealistic forced diversity of Springfield in The Simpsons",
  "updatedAt": "2026-03-17T15:54:23.000Z"
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