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  "publishedAt": "2026-03-16T00:00:08.000Z",
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  "textContent": "i've purchased an expensive telephone and would like it to reach my domicile posthaste but the fucking post doesn't know a fucking thing about haste. bring me my treats mother fuckers\n\nupdate my telephone has arrived thank you noble mailmen and women of this great nation",
  "title": "why has my package not moved from the depot. why give me a tracking number if youre not going to send my shit",
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