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  "publishedAt": "2026-03-12T00:59:00.000Z",
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  "textContent": "Listen up, you oil-stained wretches! There's a new \"Bad Hombre\" in town, come here to maintain order amongst all you Yugo and Cadillac Cimarron fanbois. He's here to (gently) see that you all behave like the gentlemen your mothers still think you are.\n\nI present to you, our newest moderator in The Garage, DaTT.\n\nWord has it he's a unique mixture of Clint Eastwood and Mother Theresa, ~~and that he accepts bribes.~~",
  "title": "Hey, You With the Wrench in Your Hand . . ."
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