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    "Handcuffed suspect drives stolen Alberta Sheriffs vehicle from Whitecourt to Spruce Grove | Globalnews.ca"
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  "textContent": "How on earth can this happen lol\n\n\n\n###   Handcuffed suspect drives stolen Alberta Sheriffs vehicle from Whitecourt to Spruce Grove | Globalnews.ca \n\nRCMP in western Alberta were led on lengthy late night a pursuit by a suspect, in handcuffs, who was in an Alberta Sheriffs patrol vehicle that was stolen near Whitecourt.\n\nglobalnews.ca",
  "title": "I don't always steal police cruisers, but when I do I prefer to be handcuffed."
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