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  "path": "/story/tin-can-is-a-dumb-phone-for-kids-can-someone-teach-them-how-to-use-it/",
  "publishedAt": "2026-02-27T11:00:00.000Z",
  "site": "https://www.wired.com",
  "tags": [
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    "gadgets",
    "Things Fall Apart",
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  "textContent": "With its twirly cord and landline-like features, the Tin Can is giving kids a crash course in phone etiquette. For example: Talk!",
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