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  "textContent": "> Quote from: citral on Today at 14:14:43\"Noooo it's totally NOT a cult bro\"\n>\n\nI was thinking the exact same thing. I just know a handful of nepo baby trust fund apple fanboys already have this pre-ordered and see absolutely nothing...",
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