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Homeland-security adviser and incurable romantic Stephen Miller.

Stephen Miller’s new line of candy hearts are guaranteed to make pure blood run hot

By John Ficarra

Many Americans believe White House deputy chief of staff for policy and homeland-security adviser Stephen Miller is a cruel, ruthless maniac intent on turning the country into an authoritarian ethno-state. Others take a less kind view of the man. But the sentiments on his new line of Valentine’s candy suggest that under Miller’s thin skin beats the heart of a true romantic. See for yourself!

I Have U Under Surveillance

Be Mein

Bald fascists Make the Best Lovers

Show Me Ur Papers & I’ll Show U Mine

Xenophobia Makes Me Hot

U Make Me Self-Deport in My Pants

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