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  "path": "/blog/2026/02/13/satan-announces-hiatus-from-public-life-im-tired-of-being-the-face-of-the-21st-century/",
  "publishedAt": "2026-02-13T12:41:06.000Z",
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  "textContent": "HELL – In a rare, dimly lit press conference held in the ninth circle’s break room, the Prince of Darkness, better known as Satan, Lucifer, or that guy everyone’s always blaming, officially announced he is stepping back from the spotlight... Continue Reading →",
  "title": "Satan Announces Hiatus from Public Life: ‘I’m Tired of Being the Face of the 21st Century’"
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