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    "U.K. Weighs Social Media Ban Of Everyone Except Old Men Who Grow Big Vegetables",
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  "textContent": "LONDON—Insisting that digital platforms should be restricted to responsible individuals, members of the U.K. Parliament announced Friday they were weighing a ban on social media for everyone except old men who grow big vegetables. “Under our bill, users seeking to access Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, X, or other social media networks will first have to pass […]\n\nThe post U.K. Weighs Social Media Ban Of Everyone Except Old Men Who Grow Big Vegetables appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "U.K. Weighs Social Media Ban Of Everyone Except Old Men Who Grow Big Vegetables"
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