MLB Demands Return Of All Foul Balls

NEW YORK—Condemning the unlawful possession of its property by generations of spectators, Major League Baseball issued a recall Monday of all foul balls that have ever been taken home from its ballparks. “These balls belong to Major League Baseball, and we want them back,” said MLB commissioner Rob Manfred, stressing that any fan who has […] The post MLB Demands Return Of All Foul Balls appeared first on The Onion.