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  "textContent": "LOS ANGELES—Saying a courtesy call would have been nice even if nothing ever came of it, E.T. told reporters Monday he was shocked at not being contacted by director Steven Spielberg for a cameo in his new sci-fi movie Disclosure Day. “I knew I wasn’t going to be the lead, which was totally fine, but are you […]\n\nThe post E.T. Admits Shock At Not Even Being Called For Cameo In ‘Disclosure Day’ appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "E.T. Admits Shock At Not Even Being Called For Cameo In ‘Disclosure Day’"
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