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    "Vol 62: Issue 10",
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  "textContent": "ORLANDO, FL—In an effort to attract first-time clientele and bring back old fans, Italian American restaurant chain Olive Garden unveiled its new “We Invented Spaghetti” slogan Friday during a call with investors. “We want Americans to know that when you’re at Olive Garden, you’re not just getting a delicious meal at an unbeatable price, you’re also […]\n\nThe post Olive Garden Unveils New ‘We Invented Spaghetti’ Slogan appeared first on The Onion.",
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