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  "textContent": "WASHINGTON—Saying they saw no reason to limit any potential agricultural use of the flammable combination of gelling agents and gasoline, officials at the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency approved napalm as a pesticide Friday. “Following a thorough review, the EPA has found that napalm, with its ability to burn at temperatures exceeding 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit, is highly […]\n\nThe post EPA Approves Use Of Napalm As Pesticide appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "EPA Approves Use Of Napalm As Pesticide"
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