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    "Vol 62: Issue 23",
    "The White House UFC Fight By The Numbers",
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  "textContent": "On Sunday, the same day as President Trump’s 80th birthday, the White House will host UFC Freedom 250 on the South Lawn. The Onion takes a look at the key facts and figures behind the unprecedented mixed martial arts event. $1.2 million Cost of restoring Thomas Jefferson’s original Octagon 5 Drinks before shirtless Pete Hegseth […]\n\nThe post The White House UFC Fight By The Numbers appeared first on The Onion.",
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