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    "Carlos Alcaraz Withdraws From French Open Over Career-Threatening Haircut",
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  "textContent": "MURCIA, SPAIN—Sending shock waves through the tennis world, world No. 2 Carlos Alcaraz officially withdrew from the French Open on Monday over a career-threatening haircut. “After careful consideration, we have decided that the most prudent decision is not to participate in Rome or Roland-Garros while we wait to assess the severity of this tragic styling […]\n\nThe post Carlos Alcaraz Withdraws From French Open Over Career-Threatening Haircut appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "Carlos Alcaraz Withdraws From French Open Over Career-Threatening Haircut"
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