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  "textContent": "A University of Wisconsin lab employee admitted to poisoning a coworker’s water bottle with chloroform after the coworker received a promotion. What do you think?\n\nThe post Scientist Accused Of Poisoning Colleague Who Got Promotion appeared first on The Onion.",
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